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Oliver Cooper (from left) Thomas Mann and Jonathan Daniel Brown star in "Project X."
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Published on: 3/1/2012

Xbox, extreme sports, "The X-Factor" - anything with an X in its title apparently is automatically cool. That's probably why "Project X" wasn't called "Project the Worst Movie You'll See All Year."

Playing characters mainly named after themselves, D-list actors Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper and Jonathan Daniel Brown plan the craziest, most-painful-to-sit-through high school kegger ever.

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Unfortunately for producer Todd Phillips, who directed the hilarious "Hangover" films, it turns out replacing Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms takes considerably more star power than a crotch-punching little person.

Forget "American Pie's" tube sock or the fake ID in "Superbad": "Project X" features jokes such as "they're speaking Spanish," "that guy's old" and a dog trying to have sex with a drunk kid's face. Screenwriters Michael Bacall and Matt Drake's homophobic epithets and bullying gags make Daniel Tosh look like Molière.

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Perhaps director Nima Nourizadeh set out to create a movie with less technical merit or cultural value than "Girls Gone Wild." If so, "Project X" deserves the Oscar for Best Puking on a Minivan.

Hollywood can make anything popular by licensing enough cross-promoted hip-hop music or hiring topless girls to jump around inside a bounce house. The opposite of risky business, "Project X" is a cynical marketing stratagem that only exposes what studio moguls really think of their audience.

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Cast: Thomas Mann, Oliver Cooper, Jonathan Daniel Brown, Dax Flame, Kirby Bliss Blanton, Brady Hender, Nick Nervies, Alexis Knapp, Miles Teller

Kids National Films The 's They ' Where Are 'vacation Of Lampoon Behind the scenes: Produced by Todd Phillips. Written by Michael Bacall and Matt Drake. Directed by Nima Nourizadeh.

Rated: R; for crude and sexual content throughout, nudity, drugs, drinking, pervasive language, reckless behavior

Approximate running time: 88 minutes

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